I think it’s funny that you post things only I would understand. Like you’re directly talking to me, only indirectly.
If you type coughing into Google images, you’ll find a lot of pictures of people giving a blowjob to an invisible man.
I think it’s ironic how when I’m single guys avoid me like the plague, but once I’m in a relationship they come out of the woodworks like “hey, I’m cute, you’re cute, let’s do this”. Where were you when I was lonely and depressed!
Want! On my body. Right. Meow.